A plea

Once, just once I’d like to have a bath without myriad bits of coloured plastic to accompany me. Baths are like breakfast and as far as possible need to be enjoyed alone, or, in extremis, in female company, preferibly multiple. The roll call today is: four domed shaped things with eyes on them, four boxes from a box nest, five round cups from a cup nest (very colourful but under your bum not particularly comfortable), two realistic looking dinosaurs, a small blue elephant, a camel, one large and two small pieces of duplo, half an egg with a star shaped stamp in it and a yellow rubber duck that floats upside down. In short nothing you can actually have any fun with.